Tortoise Football The tortoises were playing FOOTBALL yet again. But then one tortoise kicked the ball the wrong side of the river. "It's over," wailed one. "For WITHOUT football, what reason have we left to LIVE? Oh, MISERY! Oh, ME!" And so begins a story about TEAMWORK and FUN � a joyous little treasure for the whole family to share. World of Happy . . . because life is FUN! Giles Andreae�s World of Happy series is more joyful and anarchic than anything you have ever read before. Tortoise Football contains the same playful, quirky sense of humour that made Purple Ronnie and Edward Monkton global brands.